March 12th, 2010
After school cancelled prom due to a lesbian scare, generous hotelier offers to host alternate prom for free
By James Reyes
You know those scary lesbians, how dare they want to go to the prom just being themselves. Well that’s how a Louisiana school feels after they canceled the senior prom because student Constance McMillen threatened to wear a tuxedo and bring a girl as her date. The horrors!
A generous New Orleans hotelier Sean Cummings has come to save the day. Outraged by these dopey reactionary school administrators, Cummings has offered to bus the kids to the Big Easy and host the prom at one of his hotels. I bet these kids will have one hell of a night to remember and I’m sure this will beat the school-sponsored prom they would have had. McMillen, first reviled by her classmates for provoking the cancellation, will now be a hero. Funny how things work out sometimes.
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