My friend Omar took this pic.

The English language seems to be very elusive to these people.

This is one of my favorites.  The redneck do-rag is a nice touch.

This classic is from a Pat Buchanan “English-only” “conferenece.”  I think if one advocates monoglotism, one should at least master one language.  Monoglotism is so boring, don’t you think?

Following the hellenistic pattern, I coined a word for these English-monoglotists who seem to lack mastery of one language, hemiglots.

To wit:

Polyglot - speaker of multiple languages
Monoglot - speaker of one language
Hemiglot - speaker of half a language

More…

Let’s conclude with a shout out to the dumb-down filter from which most of these people get their “information.” Of course, it’s misspelled.

For those who just haven’t had enough vuvuzela fun.  Click the image . Via Olybop.info.

ht kxcd

This comment made me laugh from user BaScOmBe on CrooksandLiars…

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

…by cartoonist Mikhaela B. Reid.

This is classic.  It makes me proud to be a Kappa Sigma.   Thanks to my Kappa Sig Brother Corey Lovato for forwarding this over.  Besides, if you are a Glenn Beck follower, I’m sure you are used to consistent bad fortune in life since getting through the day is probably a little overwhelming for that little brain.

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